4/20 SHOW (AGAIN!)

Lisa:aaannnnd Go with the theme song.

Smoke a little smoke by Eric church(This is not owned by us we just thought it went with the theme of today, no need to get all uptight about it. If our use offends you in anyway then only one question need be asked...You Mad Bro?)




Lisa:Heeellllo ladies and Gentlemen,and welcome to the second annual Northglenn Morning Show 4/20 episode!!
Now heres your speacial hosts Stymie Movaphucking Downs (with a Ph), Doctor Bessnerand who could you forget that adorable hunk of a man Za- cough cough....heheh whoops feeling a bit whoozy...wow this stuff really does the trick..wha? Oh! Heres Zant!

Stymie:thank you for that lovely intro Lisa now uh where were we ummm..... wow she wasnt kidding this stuff is reaaallly goood hahahaehhehe...heh um Oh hey everybody welcome to a great addition to the Northglenn whoring show.

Zant:morning show

Stymie:thats what i said Whoring Shoe

Zant:no you said whoring show

Stymie:WHy Zant! why would you say a thing like that! our listeners depend on us on good clean family content and here you are talking about Dirty.....sweaty....Whores...hmmm.

Zant:Pancakes!

Stymie:Huh?! Oh hey Zant didnt even see you there howve you been?

Zant:Quite well actually,the reports from the Belgian front are proving to be quite sa

Stymie: You know what else is satisfying?

Zant:Pancakes baked to a golden crisp with a syrupy finish?

Stymie: No my(bleeped out by the editor) 

Bessner: I do not think that wvould be very satisfying at all meine fruende 

Stymie:what do you know you german....Bessner What the (bleeped out by the Editor) are you wearing?!

Bessner:What? its just my old uniform

Stymie:What the (bleep) is wrong with you?! thats a Nazi (bleepity) Uniform 

Bessner:Its the the Fuhrers Birthday

Stymie:again what the Hell is wrong with you?!

Pikel:OOOH!! I LOVE BIRTHDAYS WILLTHEREBEWAFFLESWILLTHEREBEWAFFLESWILLTHEREBEWAFFLES!?!?!

Zant:(takes out giant sword and slices Pikel in Half) DIE DEVIL SPAWN!

Pikel:Daddy you know that doesent work on me

Zant:DAMN YOU AND YOUR BELGIAN WHORE SEDUCTRUSS OF A MOTHER! 

Pikel:Mommy always said you had a (Bleep bleep bleep!!!!) for BElgian woman

(Stymie and Bessner stare wide Eyed at Zant)

Zant:W-What?!! 

Stymie: I....cant believe all this time, you actually (Bleep Bleep Bleep, Bleep Bleep Bleepity BLEEP!)

Bessner:Watch your language Mr.Downs

Zant:im going to go smoke a pancake

Styime:and what about you its 4/20 2012 and instead of out there getting stonned and having a ball like the rest of us, your sitting in here dressed up like a goosestepping moron for the Birthday of an (Bleep) who died 70 years ago, oh and did i mention you have a stick up your butt?

Bessner: I do not!

Pikel:Actually mister Bessner

Bessner:what is it?

Pikel: there is a stick pocking out of your butt

(Bessner glances back and low and a behold there was a six and a half foot pole coming out of the rear end of his trousers)

Zant:(comes back with a smoking pancake on a skillet (yeah you thought he was actually going to smoke a pancake, admit it...bunch of Bleeping bleepers) What did i miss?

Bessner:MOTHER F-
fshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(meanwhile in the Control studio)

Henry:What the hell is going on in there? why arent we getting any audio?
(Smith sits at a computer feriously typying away)
Smith: I dont know thats what im trying to figure out

Henry:Hurry up you British phuck

Smith:Henry!

Henry: hey i said it with a PH

Smith:Youve been spending way to much time with captain sexy.....Darn if only Nikki were here hes the computer savy one

Henry:what? since when has he been an authority on tech, i though he dealed in apples

Smith:well its an apple computer...their the same thing right?

Henry:....I dont even know if i should be the suprised..just get the Dam thing Running

Smith:Okay I think I....Got it! now stop cursing!

Henry: I said D A M no N on it

Smith:your unbelieavable...huh whats this...it appears that..oh my 

Henry:what?

Smith:it appears as if the reccording room is filled with smoke and they are all......Naked?!

Henry:wait...why is Lisa in there!?!?!

(back in recording studio)

Stymie:YEEEEHAAAAAA That is some GOOOOOOOOOD stuff!!!!

Bessner:I am...heheh..inclined to agree

Zant:Whoah like...so many Pancakes man, their everywhere

Pikel:hhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehaehaehaehahehahaahahahahahahaha

Lisa:hehe well thanks for joining us folks hehehe hope you have a wonderful 4/20..and where out..now Zant get that sweet (bleep bleep bleep) Over Here!



(Minutes later reading the Morning Show)
Dictator Brown: AHHHHHH MY DAUGHTER! I've just about had it with you NORTHGLENN MORNING SHOW PEOPLE! Time to throw a litte..... Waffle... Their way...

DUN DUN DUN! 

NMS - 4/4/2012

Lisa (Narrator): Gooooood Morning Internet! after a brief sojurn in the Drunk tank and prisons abroad we are back and ready for action! Thats right ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the Northglenn Morning Show!! Now heres your host, that loveable if but slightly pyschotic bear who is joining us all the way from the Hundred acre woods state pennitantry its Winnie the Pooh!

Pooh: Hello everyone its great to be back, and im not just saying that because if i dont do this than ill be sent back to prison. allow me to introduce my partners in crime and my fellow hosts, Nikki the Black and Dr.William Bessner.

Nikki: Good day to you

Pooh: well ladies and gentlemen we do owe you all a big apologie, you see the reason we havent posted in months is...

Bessner:Wait Pooh, do you: think it would be wise to tell them about...that?

Nikki:Our german friend does have a point mabye we should just move on to a different subject besides were sworn to secrecy by Brown.

Pooh: yeah You guys are right, so moving right along lets take a look at todays news, Bessener?

Bessener:vell...Romney ist blamming Obama the state of the Economy.

Pooh:oh youve got to be kidding

Bessner: no im afraid not, Romney will do anything to get the republican nommination, come to think of it so would Obama if he was in the same situation. Honestly politicians are very horrid.

Nikki: you're telling me, seriously think back to SOPA earlier this year and then the NDAA last year, both of which are clearly infringing on our rights.what do you think pooh?

Pooh: ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Bessener: Pooh?

Pooh:zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ

Nikki:POOH!!!!

Pooh:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Nikki: Oh Come on!

Bessner: try slapping him

(Nikki stands and slaps pooh across the face

Pooh:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

Bessner: Mein Gott, (under his breath says) ...looks like I may have given him a little too much chloroform... (In normal voice pretending he did not say that) well while we attempt to wake pooh up from his most definitively non-chloroform induced coma.... (Cough cough) enjoy this special announcement from our Rage Group: THE HENRY REPORT.

Lisa (Narrator): HELLO and welcome to the HENRY report, where we rant about the horrible parts of daily life... however it seems everything eventually just comes back to the British. For our new viewers, HENRY stands for Hydrogenous Evangelical Noobs Raping Yo-yos. 

Henry: Hello, my name is Henry Ward
Smith: I am john Smith!
Henry: ..And we're here to share some discrepancies about a certain feature film that has recently defiled our theaters....Titanic 3D
Smith: What?! but I love titanic 
Henry: I...I never thought id see the day that i would..agree with you dirt bag. 
Smith:then what are you so angry about?

Henry:...Smith i wear Glasses in fact many people wear glasses, do you realize how FUCKING ANNOYING IT IS TO PUT GLASSES OVER YOUR GLASSES? ITS UNCOMFORTABLE IT IRRITATES OUR EYES AND MOST OF ALL THE LAST THREE TIMES IVE GONE TO A MOVIE THEATER THEIRS ALWAYS A GUY WITH (Bleeped out by the editor) AND HIS   (Bleeped out by the editor)  HANGING OUT AND THEN THE GIRL NEXT TO HIM IS SOMEHOW MANAGING TO TALK ON HER PHONE AND SURF THE WEB AT THE SAME TIME EVEN THOUGH THEY MADE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TELLING EVERYONE TO SHUT OFF THEIR GOD-(Bleeped out by the editor)  PHONES AND THEN 

Smith: one sec i got a text ooh and and email!
Henry: ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!! COME HERE YOUR SLIMY BRITISH  (Bleeped out by the editor) !!!!!!!!!!!



Pooh: ...And we're back 

Nikki: Henry scares me when he gets that angry! 

Pooh: Just dont ask him about QWOP and youll be fine.