Lisa: Welcome to another episode of the HENRY report otherwise known as Henry's RAGE QUIT! For those of you just joining us HENRY stands for: the Helpful Excessively Narcissistic Royal Bank.
Henry: Going with the topic of yesterday's Rage Quit... this week and the next contain the AP Testing and therefore are the topic of our RAGE QUITs. If you feel the same about the AP Tests in our hatred of them-please post your complaints either in the comments of this post or on our RAGE QUIT page on facebook.
Lisa: Also.... John Smith will not be joining us today-in his place please welcome Dr. Bessner onto the show!
Bessner: Danke, Lisa, Danke.
Henry: You know what I HATE about the AP Test!?
Bessner: What?
Henry: You spend the whole (Bleeped out by the editor) year, learnin' this CRAP and then you see the test.... AND NOTHING YOU LEARNED IN THE CLASS IS ON THE (Bleeped out by the editor) TEST!!!!!
Bessner: Nein, no, you don't know ze half of it!
Henry: OH!?
Bessner: I write these testz and ze STUPID TEACHERS TEACH YOU ZOME CRAP ABOUT FOUR WHEEL OFF ROAD VEHICLES!!!!
Henry: OH OH, don't forget that after the test you feel like you WASTED your time taking a class that didn't teach you crap! You feel like absolute CRAP afterwards!
Bessner: (Shelby Henry? This ones for you) Don't even get me started on reading those essays which seem to have been written in egyptian-ze hand writing is THAT bad!
Henry: Plus if you have the morning session-you have to wake up at the fricken crack o' dawn!
Bessner: I have to spend hours reading your B.S. essay! I'd rather read Kafka!
Henry: AND THE WORST PART!? YOU HAVE TO PAY 85 (Bleeped out by the editor) DOLLARS FOR THIS STUPID TEST!
(Henry and Bessner stand up Ripping the cushions off the sofa they were sitting on, they rip it up in their bare hands. Henry grabs an Xbox 360 and throws it out the window, grabs a crowbar and jumps out himself. Bessner, revs up a chainsaw and starts cutting through everything else still in tact in the room, ripping his clothes off in Incredible Hulk fashion.)
Lisa: .... uhh... We'll get back to you.... umm... ooooh that cannot be good for that piano....
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