TODAY'S EXTRA: 9/11 Tribute
Opening theme: It's Not my Time by 3 Doors Down:
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For some it seems like it was only yesterday, for others it was ten long years ago. A day as memorable to some citizens as the bombing of Pearl Harbor. A group of men hijacked American Airlines Flight 11 and at 8:46 A.M. crashed the plane between levels 93 and 99.
Bessner: Zat would be correct Mr. Smiz, und only sevunteen minutes later anozer group of terrorists did ze zame wiz flight 175, except into ze ozer tower.
(Translation: That would be correct Mr. Smith, and only seventeen minutes later another group of terrorist did the same with flight 175 except into the other tower.)
Smith: ...Who let you in here!?
Link: Probably the same one who let him in. *Points to Zant*
Zant: What does this have to do with pancakes!? Who has the pancakes!? I was told there were some delicious pancakes in here!
Smith: WHY!? Someone tell me why we have all of the least American characters here all at once!?
Bessner: You are not one to talk, as you are... British... Besides ze twin tovers incident vas a German matter az vell
(Translation: You are not one to talk, as you are... British... Besides the twin towers incident was a German matter as well)
Zant: Pancakes?
Link: With our luck it probably was Zant who did the dirty work...
Zant: Waffle lovers all of them! That plane had such delicious pancakes on board... they stole the plane and the pancakes! I had to kill those waffle lovers...
Smith: ....You killed the terrorists? *Rubs head* so Confused....
Zant: The pancakes.... *Crying*
Smith: Get Zant out of here....
*Link Escorts Zant out*
Smith: Now BACK TO...
Link: The future? Isn't that a bit over used old man?
Smith: ....Link if you don't leave in three seconds I'm using the Cucco Ball in my jacket!
Link: *Mutters* ...(BLEEPED OUT BY THE EDITOR) you old man... *looks at bare wrist* Wow! Look at the time... heh heh better be leaving! *backs out through door*
Smith: ...Now where were we?
Bessner: I do believe zat ve vere just talking about your need for your daily injection of arsenic!
Smith: Don't you start too... Lets take a moment to remember those who were lost that day, ten years ago, as well as those who in moments were there trying to help. When poor engineering and terrorists...
Zant: *Screaming through the wall* WAFFLE LOVERS!
Smith: ...came together to form one horrible tragedy.
~To those who were lost, may you rest in peace, and know our thoughts are with you...~
~Jonny Smith
Closing theme: Citizen soldier by 3 Doors Down:
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