Goof morning ladies and gentlemen, if you come to have your hearts touched and hear from hosts that sympathize with you and care about your problems...
...then you've come to the wrong place, broad casting live from the moon its the Northglenn Morning Show!
Pooh: Thank you random announcer dude! I'm Poohbear
Tink: Hello all you wonderful people out there, I'm Tink
Pooh Today we've got a very special episode!
Tink: Yes, but first, the question of the day: What came first math, or history?
Viewer: Math, because something has to happen for history to happen ...if you get me swing home skillet!
Pooh: We'd have to agree Holmes, now for today's new segment, the daily challenge!
Zant: Pancakes
Tink: No, the challenge, you pancake psychopath!
Zant: That is professor pancake psychopath to you!
Just get on with the (BLEEPED OUT BY THE EDITOR)... Wait why was I beeped?
Pooh: Our sponsor wants us to be more family friendly.
Tink: (BLEEPED OUT BY THE EDITOR) that, I'm going to deal with this!
*Storms out*
Zant: Anyway our challenge today, heh heh, is can you say, "Check with Chuck," ten times fast.
Tink: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Make it stop!
Stymie: Hey, why's Tink screaming?
Pooh: He went to the complaint department.
Stymie: Um, bo, doesn't byron run that department?
Byron: BLOWTORCH TIME!
Tink: Ohh, God NOO!
Pooh: Yep
Stymie: Poor (BLEEPED OUT BY THE EDITOR)
Your loving news team here every morning to entertain and distract you from your work,and here's your hosts the Black, the Bear, and the Bessner! Zant: Don't forget about me!
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