THE FOLLOWING ARE TRUE ABOUT QUI-GON JINN:
1. Qui-gon Jinn won American Idol by drinking a bottle of Jinn.
2. The fear of spiders is referred to as arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Qui-gon Jinn is summed up in two words: Common Sense.
3. The force is so strong with Qui-gon Jinn that he starts campfires by looking at the wood.
4. There once was a road named Qui-gon Jinn, but they changed it because anyone who would cross Qui-gon Jinn would instantly receive a hangover.
5. Some miracle workers can walk on water... Qui-gon Jinn swims through land.
6. We are bound to the laws of gravity, to Qui-gon Jinn they're merely a thought.
7. Qui-gon Jinn once threw up after drinking too much into the gas tank of a Semi truck... That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
8. Qui-gon Jinn once played jenga when he was drunk.... and that my children is how Mars was formed...
9. Rudolph has a red nose... want to know why? He made the mistake of challenging Qui-gon Jinn to a drinking battle.
10. Qui-gon Jinn has counted to infinity.... that's how many livers he has.
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