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Tuesday, August 16, 2011
THE SHOW 4/20
April 20 at 5:12pm
The 4/20 Special
Opening Theme: smoke a little Smoke by Eric Church
Henry: Hello all you wonderful people, how yall doin? Names Henry and im your guest Co-host for todays 4/20 special
Tink: So....Everything's just great today... ...dude am i the only one seein this Rabbit?
Gavin: Tink you're only supposed to smoke weed today!
Tink: What? I'm not high i just see a bunny
Henry: Nah man, thats just one of them manniquins
Stymie: Hey guys have you seen Zant's LSD stash?
Tink: Is it at the LSD park by the library?
Stymie: Erm no...er ok moving on...
Tink: Hey viewers do you see the bunny?
Viewer: Is it on fire?
Tink: Holy crap it Just combusted!
Henry: Holy crap I'll save the Mary Jane!
Stymie: For the love of... guys its a frickin' Chocolate Bunny chill the hell out!
Henry: Its the climax to the raiders of the lost ark all over again!
Patrick: My Bunny!!!!
Tink: Oh... sorry Patt
Patt: My poor bunny! why? I loved you bunny! I loved You!!!!!!
Austin: Get it together man!*slap*
Stymie!
Stymie: Yeah boss?
Austin: Get on with the plot
Henry: Pffthehehe
we've got a plot to this shit?
Tink: Yes the moral of the story is that 4/20 is no dayy for bunnies
Charile: Any way on a sober note today is anniversary of the columbine shooting. a moment of silence for the lives lost.
Pooh: And let us not forget that today is also our fuhrers birthday .
All: POOH YOUR ALIVE!!?!?!?
Pooh:yep just got released from the mental hospital and i thought id stop by befor you all got too blazed
Tink : Oh were not getting blazed today....well most of us arent...just patt and austin...oh and Henry of course but he's always blazed so i don't think he counts and zant's in the corner tripping on LSD
Zant: Woah...pancakes everywhere man... wait no pancakes are the meaning of life man
Pooh: Same as usual then?
Tink: Basically.... so Zants bohemian and i believe we must close the show on this hazy note......
are we off?... good stymie break out the bong!
Stymie: You got it Bo!! We're gonna get so effin blazed man
Charlie: Uh guys? The little red lights still on
Tink:um Err... ignore that everyone we promise we are not going to get blazed today goodbye....ok now were off the air Light it up Mr.Downs!
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