We are currently tracking a flock of around 500 Super Cuccos who were accidentally "lost" due to Truck Driver, Gavin Smith's, carelessness. Reports have been flooding us telling us about the state of the State of California.... Well lets just say it was nice knowing the state. Our scientists believe that the Super-Cucco invasion will continue to go West to East. It is believed that The Supper Cuccos will arrive in Northglenn Colorado in the evening of March 10th, if you don't want to become chicken fodder we have contacted our experts on avoiding a feathery death. We have our three experts here, first JOAQUIN, second we have our old Romeo and Juliet Seussified classic: Mercutio and Third we have.... Trent? Who the (Bleeped out by the editor) is Trent!? And who keeps bleeping out words that arn't swears!? All I said was (Bleeped out by the editor)! OH What the!? Oh come on.... anywoo heres our words from our "experts"
Me: So Joaquin I'd like to start with your views on matters.
Joaquin: All you gotta do is DANCE!
Me: Are you sure you know what you're talking about?
Joaquin: Taser him NOW!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ah... okay maybe we'll start with you Mercutio?
Mercutio: You see this hole I just stuck in the floor?
What is it? (this video all three parts should explain this joke)
Me: Um... a hole?
Mercutio: Then get in it!
Trent: for those of you who are reading this.... lets just say... John found his happy place...
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