The Show, Monday August 22nd

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Msg: Hello ladIes and gentlemen guess what? Weeerrrreee baaaaccckkk
broadcasting live from captain

  (2/2) sexys ship in boston harbor now heres your hosts Tinkerbell

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Tinkerbell:no no i want you to bomb zant into the stoneage....oh um ill call you back...hey

  (2/2) everyone
Announcer:and poohbear!
Pooh:damn contract....anyw

  

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Msg: ay the question of the day today is how are you enjoy being back in pris....i mean school? 

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Ganondorf: its gano-Nevermind anyway the narwholses are prepping for a mass attack you can hear

  (2/2) the war cries from miles away it sound sorta like ths n

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Fwd:

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Msg: . Llamas with hats..... Carl was recently seen destroying a ship over a narwhal habitat. The narwa

  (2/2) ls are now posing war. Now to the field with ganIndorph

9:30 AM (2/2) ls are now posing war. Now to the field with ganIndorph

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Msg: errrrrwhoooool

9:32 AM (2/2) back. Hangs up Now onto the news.... Well narwhals vs

Extra: Definition of Cucco

Here We Go Again! (Up-coming show)

Zants: Muhahahahhahahmuhahahahahah Pancakes!
Stymie: Oh god
Tink: No no nooo!!
Pooh:   .....its actually happening... why? god WHY?
Link: Run!!
Gannondorf: Oh cmon not this again!
Henry: Dang it i though we were done with this crap
Gavin: Dad tell me this isnt happening please tell me this isnt happening
John smith: Fine i wont tell you!

on
Monday
8/22/11

It begins

N*M*S

Carnes: Here we go again

Zant: Pancakes!

RANDOM.BAT.NEWS:Nintendo Celebrates Zelda's 25th anniversary

It appears that Nintendo is currently celebrating "The Legend of Zelda's 25th Anniversary!"

Check it out for yourself!

http://zelda.nintendo.com/

Show Update

EVERYONE!!! In spite of the schedule change this year I am pleased to announce the show will continue during second hour a couple times a week. Enjoy your last few days of summer!!!!! WOOOT!!!!!

Show Update

August 8 at 1:57pm


I think I'm gonna make the morning show an actual page instead of a group.


(This site was created afterward) 

EXTRA: My United States of Cucco

            Reports on the recent Super-Cucco problem have described that in the past few days the Super-Cuccos

have migrated back west, to California. So to see what our feathered friends are up to, our most esteemed Commander in Chief (Austin) has dispatched a single operative, the best of the best-our good old friend: Zant. Zant is currently undercover in California observing the Cuccos, luckily he radioed in for an interview:

Me: How are you doing today, Zant?

Zant: …Did… Did someone say pancakes?

Me: Uh… no…

Zant: …sorry suffering from withdrawal… the cuccos… they are setting up a pancake…

Me: Do you mean…

Zant: DID SOMEONE SAY PANCAKES!?

Me: Yeah, you…

Zant: I knew it!

Me: You were the one who said pan…

Zant: WHY ARE YOU TORMENTING ME! *Sob*

Me: um…. Calm down Zant, now can you tell me what the Cuccos are setting up?

Zant: They’re setting up… (Bleeped out by the editor)* the Cuccos have pancakes!? Those are the biggest (Also bleeped out by the editor)* pancakes I have ever seen…

Well since I was never able to finish my interview with Zant, it was earlier reported that the Cuccos had been setting up a new pancake…. I mean country, in California completely run by Cuccos.

                                                ~Tactical Advisor: Jonny Smith

* Editor’s note: The words that are bleeped out are not actually swears. This newspaper passes all of its text through a stupid cell phone (which rides a motorcycle) which has a tendency to bleep out random words such as “freak” or “wait,” these words are in no way (Bleeped out by the editor) swear.

EXTRA: Super Cucco Flood Still Coming

We are currently tracking a flock of around 500 Super Cuccos who were accidentally "lost" due to Truck Driver, Gavin Smith's, carelessness. Reports have been flooding us telling us about the state of the State of California.... Well lets just say it was nice knowing the state. Our scientists believe that the Super-Cucco invasion will continue to go West to East. It is believed that The Supper Cuccos will arrive in Northglenn Colorado in the evening of March 10th, if you don't want to become chicken fodder we have contacted our experts on avoiding a feathery death. We have our three experts here, first JOAQUIN, second we have our old Romeo and Juliet Seussified classic: Mercutio and Third we have.... Trent? Who the (Bleeped out by the editor) is Trent!? And who keeps bleeping out words that arn't swears!? All I said was (Bleeped out by the editor)! OH What the!? Oh come on.... anywoo heres our words from our "experts"

Me: So Joaquin I'd like to start with your views on matters.

Joaquin: All you gotta do is DANCE! 

Me: Are you sure you know what you're talking about?

Joaquin: Taser him NOW!

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ah...  okay maybe we'll start with you Mercutio?

Mercutio: You see this hole I just stuck in the floor? What is it? (this video all three parts should explain this joke)

Me: Um... a hole?

Mercutio: Then get in it!

Trent: for those of you who are reading this.... lets just say... John found his happy place...

Show Update

August 7 at 6:56pm


HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!! So with the new school year that mean incoming freshmen and transfer students!!!!! A whole new audience!!!!! Sooooooooooo............. spread the word!!! Also under discussion is a show archive on here or maybe just a giant twitter feed for the show lol. Thoughts???

Show Update

June 17 at 3:01pm


Hey guys so I felt bad for not being able to get the script in to pat in time for today so I'm presenting you with just a short series of randomness to hopefully keep you laughing till next week
                                                                                                            - pooh

EXTRA: Cuccos at LARGE and in CHARGE

Recently on Monday March 7th some experimental Cuccos were "lost." At least this was the report our scientists received from our current shipping man Gavin. The Cuccos were known to those involved in their development as "the Super Cucco." Head project manager: Dr. William Bessner. When asked Dr. Bessner said the following about the cuccos:

(We have kept Dr. Bessner's German accent for this article)

Me: Is it true that some 500 "Super Cuccos"were lost in transport from California to here?
Bessner: Das ist stimmt (Translation to English: that is correct) Except zat zer vas alzo zeventy normal cuccoz az vell... und....
Me: And what?
Bessner: Vell... Zer Vas one Cucco in zer zat... had... gotten an injection to make eet more vicious und danzerous zan all ze ozzers.
Me: WHAT!? Where is that (Bleeped out by the Editor) Gavin!? And WHO BLEEPED OUT "STUPID" IN MY INTERVIEW!? AH MAN AND NOW BESSNER STOLE MY STUPID CELL...

After hearing of this event our scientists began tracking the movements of these released Super Cuccos. We have since discovered that the Super Cuccos are right now ravaging the state of California. Our expendable reporter, Link, is there now. Link, over to you.

Link: "HEEEEEYYY HEYYYYYYAAHHH!"
Me: No fairy language, speak english.
Link: Oh sorry, well when I first got here I saw this adorable white chicken thing...
Me: Link, that was a super cucco.
Link: OH, that would explain when I hit it three...
Me: Link... You didn't...
Link: Yeah... I did. I am now huddled under the wreckage of some dude's Mansion... OH CRAP! They're here! SAVE ME!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!

Anywoo, our scientists have made the speculation that the cuccos are heading from the West to the east, it is predicted that in a couple days the Super Cuccos will be in Colorado. It has been reported that all of the west coast has been left in complete and utter ruin.


                                                                                                 ~Article by John "Jonny" Smith

Summer Playlist

May 11 at 7:39pm

As advertised!
THE NMS CLASSIC ROCK SUMMER PLAYLIST

1.Aint Nothing but a Goodtime
POISON


2.Rock n' Roll All Night
KISS

3.We're Not Ganna Take It
TWISTED SISTER

4.Same ole' Situation
MOTLEY CRUE

5.Rock of Ages
DEF LEPPARD

6.Hit me with your Best Shot
PAT BENATAR

7.You Shook Me All Night Long
AC/DC

8.Paradise City
GUNS N' ROSES

9.Schools Out
ALICE COOPER

10.Livin on a Prayer
BON JOVI

theres our list, Love it? hate it? well then post in the comment box and let us know what you think and if you think you can do better than just make a list of ten artists and songs that you think represent summer and post that in the comment box!

Show Update (Playlist)

May 10 at 8:02am


Listen up folks tommorrow we will be posting our very speacial Classic Rock Summer Playlist! some Bands included are Poison,Def Leppard, Journey, kiss and More!

Extra: Cucco ATTACK!

March 8th 2011:   Recently a horde of Cuccos were sighted flying in the vicinity of Northglenn Highschool, normally as long as no body harassed the Cuccos we'd all be fine-however that is not the case. These Cuccos are already angry, REPEAT, these Cuccos are ALREADY ANGRY! If you see a Cucco, run for your life- it may not save your life but it could (at least thats what that little kid down the street said). Yoda has yet to comment on this crisis. Qui-gon Jinn on the other hand remarked, "That was the Jinn, NOT ME!" Commander in Chief's Mood: Frightened.