Your loving news team here every morning to entertain and distract you from your work,and here's your hosts the Black, the Bear, and the Bessner! Zant: Don't forget about me!
Saturday, August 20, 2011
RANDOM.BAT.NEWS:Nintendo Celebrates Zelda's 25th anniversary
It appears that Nintendo is currently celebrating "The Legend of Zelda's 25th Anniversary!"
Check it out for yourself!
http://zelda.nintendo.com/
Check it out for yourself!
http://zelda.nintendo.com/
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Show Update
EVERYONE!!! In spite of the schedule change this year I am pleased to announce the show will continue during second hour a couple times a week. Enjoy your last few days of summer!!!!! WOOOT!!!!!
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Show Update
August 8 at 1:57pm
I think I'm gonna make the morning show an actual page instead of a group.
(This site was created afterward)
I think I'm gonna make the morning show an actual page instead of a group.
(This site was created afterward)
EXTRA: My United States of Cucco
Reports on the recent Super-Cucco problem have described that in the past few days the Super-Cuccos
have migrated back west, to California Austin California
Me: How are you doing today, Zant?
Zant: …Did… Did someone say pancakes?
Me: Uh… no…
Zant: …sorry suffering from withdrawal… the cuccos… they are setting up a pancake…
Me: Do you mean…
Zant: DID SOMEONE SAY PANCAKES!?
Me: Yeah, you…
Zant: I knew it!
Me: You were the one who said pan…
Zant: WHY ARE YOU TORMENTING ME! *Sob*
Me: um…. Calm down Zant, now can you tell me what the Cuccos are setting up?
Zant: They’re setting up… (Bleeped out by the editor)* the Cuccos have pancakes!? Those are the biggest (Also bleeped out by the editor)* pancakes I have ever seen…
Well since I was never able to finish my interview with Zant, it was earlier reported that the Cuccos had been setting up a new pancake…. I mean country, in California
~Tactical Advisor: Jonny Smith
* Editor’s note: The words that are bleeped out are not actually swears. This newspaper passes all of its text through a stupid cell phone (which rides a motorcycle) which has a tendency to bleep out random words such as “freak” or “wait,” these words are in no way (Bleeped out by the editor) swear.
EXTRA: Super Cucco Flood Still Coming
We are currently tracking a flock of around 500 Super Cuccos who were accidentally "lost" due to Truck Driver, Gavin Smith's, carelessness. Reports have been flooding us telling us about the state of the State of California.... Well lets just say it was nice knowing the state. Our scientists believe that the Super-Cucco invasion will continue to go West to East. It is believed that The Supper Cuccos will arrive in Northglenn Colorado in the evening of March 10th, if you don't want to become chicken fodder we have contacted our experts on avoiding a feathery death. We have our three experts here, first JOAQUIN, second we have our old Romeo and Juliet Seussified classic: Mercutio and Third we have.... Trent? Who the (Bleeped out by the editor) is Trent!? And who keeps bleeping out words that arn't swears!? All I said was (Bleeped out by the editor)! OH What the!? Oh come on.... anywoo heres our words from our "experts"
Me: So Joaquin I'd like to start with your views on matters.
Joaquin: All you gotta do is DANCE!
Me: Are you sure you know what you're talking about?
Joaquin: Taser him NOW!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ah... okay maybe we'll start with you Mercutio?
Mercutio: You see this hole I just stuck in the floor? What is it? (this video all three parts should explain this joke)
Me: Um... a hole?
Mercutio: Then get in it!
Trent: for those of you who are reading this.... lets just say... John found his happy place...
Show Update
August 7 at 6:56pm
HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!! So with the new school year that mean incoming freshmen and transfer students!!!!! A whole new audience!!!!! Sooooooooooo............. spread the word!!! Also under discussion is a show archive on here or maybe just a giant twitter feed for the show lol. Thoughts???
HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!! So with the new school year that mean incoming freshmen and transfer students!!!!! A whole new audience!!!!! Sooooooooooo............. spread the word!!! Also under discussion is a show archive on here or maybe just a giant twitter feed for the show lol. Thoughts???
Show Update
June 17 at 3:01pm
Hey guys so I felt bad for not being able to get the script in to pat in time for today so I'm presenting you with just a short series of randomness to hopefully keep you laughing till next week
- pooh
Hey guys so I felt bad for not being able to get the script in to pat in time for today so I'm presenting you with just a short series of randomness to hopefully keep you laughing till next week
- pooh
EXTRA: Cuccos at LARGE and in CHARGE
Recently on Monday March 7th some experimental Cuccos were "lost." At least this was the report our scientists received from our current shipping man Gavin. The Cuccos were known to those involved in their development as "the Super Cucco." Head project manager: Dr. William Bessner. When asked Dr. Bessner said the following about the cuccos:
(We have kept Dr. Bessner's German accent for this article)
Me: Is it true that some 500 "Super Cuccos"were lost in transport from California to here?
Bessner: Das ist stimmt (Translation to English: that is correct) Except zat zer vas alzo zeventy normal cuccoz az vell... und....
Me: And what?
Bessner: Vell... Zer Vas one Cucco in zer zat... had... gotten an injection to make eet more vicious und danzerous zan all ze ozzers.
Me: WHAT!? Where is that (Bleeped out by the Editor) Gavin!? And WHO BLEEPED OUT "STUPID" IN MY INTERVIEW!? AH MAN AND NOW BESSNER STOLE MY STUPID CELL...
After hearing of this event our scientists began tracking the movements of these released Super Cuccos. We have since discovered that the Super Cuccos are right now ravaging the state of California. Our expendable reporter, Link, is there now. Link, over to you.
Link: "HEEEEEYYY HEYYYYYYAAHHH!"
Me: No fairy language, speak english.
Link: Oh sorry, well when I first got here I saw this adorable white chicken thing...
Me: Link, that was a super cucco.
Link: OH, that would explain when I hit it three...
Me: Link... You didn't...
Link: Yeah... I did. I am now huddled under the wreckage of some dude's Mansion... OH CRAP! They're here! SAVE ME!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!
Anywoo, our scientists have made the speculation that the cuccos are heading from the West to the east, it is predicted that in a couple days the Super Cuccos will be in Colorado. It has been reported that all of the west coast has been left in complete and utter ruin.
~Article by John "Jonny" Smith
(We have kept Dr. Bessner's German accent for this article)
Me: Is it true that some 500 "Super Cuccos"were lost in transport from California to here?
Bessner: Das ist stimmt (Translation to English: that is correct) Except zat zer vas alzo zeventy normal cuccoz az vell... und....
Me: And what?
Bessner: Vell... Zer Vas one Cucco in zer zat... had... gotten an injection to make eet more vicious und danzerous zan all ze ozzers.
Me: WHAT!? Where is that (Bleeped out by the Editor) Gavin!? And WHO BLEEPED OUT "STUPID" IN MY INTERVIEW!? AH MAN AND NOW BESSNER STOLE MY STUPID CELL...
After hearing of this event our scientists began tracking the movements of these released Super Cuccos. We have since discovered that the Super Cuccos are right now ravaging the state of California. Our expendable reporter, Link, is there now. Link, over to you.
Link: "HEEEEEYYY HEYYYYYYAAHHH!"
Me: No fairy language, speak english.
Link: Oh sorry, well when I first got here I saw this adorable white chicken thing...
Me: Link, that was a super cucco.
Link: OH, that would explain when I hit it three...
Me: Link... You didn't...
Link: Yeah... I did. I am now huddled under the wreckage of some dude's Mansion... OH CRAP! They're here! SAVE ME!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!
Anywoo, our scientists have made the speculation that the cuccos are heading from the West to the east, it is predicted that in a couple days the Super Cuccos will be in Colorado. It has been reported that all of the west coast has been left in complete and utter ruin.
~Article by John "Jonny" Smith
Summer Playlist
May 11 at 7:39pm
As advertised!
THE NMS CLASSIC ROCK SUMMER PLAYLIST
1.Aint Nothing but a Goodtime
POISON
2.Rock n' Roll All Night
KISS
As advertised!
THE NMS CLASSIC ROCK SUMMER PLAYLIST
1.Aint Nothing but a Goodtime
POISON
2.Rock n' Roll All Night
KISS
3.We're Not Ganna Take It
TWISTED SISTER
4.Same ole' Situation
MOTLEY CRUE
5.Rock of Ages
DEF LEPPARD
6.Hit me with your Best Shot
PAT BENATAR
7.You Shook Me All Night Long
AC/DC
8.Paradise City
GUNS N' ROSES
9.Schools Out
ALICE COOPER
10.Livin on a Prayer
BON JOVI
theres our list, Love it? hate it? well then post in the comment box and let us know what you think and if you think you can do better than just make a list of ten artists and songs that you think represent summer and post that in the comment box!
TWISTED SISTER
4.Same ole' Situation
MOTLEY CRUE
5.Rock of Ages
DEF LEPPARD
6.Hit me with your Best Shot
PAT BENATAR
7.You Shook Me All Night Long
AC/DC
8.Paradise City
GUNS N' ROSES
9.Schools Out
ALICE COOPER
10.Livin on a Prayer
BON JOVI
theres our list, Love it? hate it? well then post in the comment box and let us know what you think and if you think you can do better than just make a list of ten artists and songs that you think represent summer and post that in the comment box!
Show Update (Playlist)
May 10 at 8:02am
Listen up folks tommorrow we will be posting our very speacial Classic Rock Summer Playlist! some Bands included are Poison,Def Leppard, Journey, kiss and More!
Listen up folks tommorrow we will be posting our very speacial Classic Rock Summer Playlist! some Bands included are Poison,Def Leppard, Journey, kiss and More!
Extra: Cucco ATTACK!
March 8th 2011: Recently a horde of Cuccos were sighted flying in the vicinity of Northglenn Highschool, normally as long as no body harassed the Cuccos we'd all be fine-however that is not the case. These Cuccos are already angry, REPEAT, these Cuccos are ALREADY ANGRY! If you see a Cucco, run for your life- it may not save your life but it could (at least thats what that little kid down the street said). Yoda has yet to comment on this crisis. Qui-gon Jinn on the other hand remarked, "That was the Jinn, NOT ME!" Commander in Chief's Mood: Frightened.
THE SHOW 4/20
April 20 at 5:12pm
The 4/20 Special
Opening Theme: smoke a little Smoke by Eric Church
The 4/20 Special
Opening Theme: smoke a little Smoke by Eric Church
EXTRA: Cucco Ball!
Scientific Development going smoothly: Our scientists have managed to capture the Cucco in a device known as a Pokeball, this means that we can now use these feathered demons to rule the world. We may have lost a couple scientists developing the Cucco. Commander in chief's mood about this? Pleased.
Up-coming Show
April 19 at 8:51pm
Zant: Silence the Non-Believer!
Henry: Sure thing boss
Lt.Ward: Since when do you take orders from him?
Henry: Since he made me some "speacial Pancakes" for 4/20
Lt.Ward: Pancakes?
Henry: Hes Zant hes not going to make Speacial Brownies is he?
Lt:Ward: Valid point.....
Zant: Prepare yourselfs....For the NMS 4/20 Speacial!!!
Lt.Ward: I dont think you spelled speacial right and for that matter i dont think i did eitherZant: Silence the Non-Believer!
Henry: Sure thing boss
Lt.Ward: Since when do you take orders from him?
Henry: Since he made me some "speacial Pancakes" for 4/20
Lt.Ward: Pancakes?
Henry: Hes Zant hes not going to make Speacial Brownies is he?
Lt:Ward: Valid point.....
EXTRA: Cuccos!
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"Cuccos are a demon chicken-like species that appear throughout the Legend of Zelda series. They are usually found in large flocks. Despite being found in peaceful places the Cucco, if harassed will become more and more vicious to the point where they will murder you unless you get out of their territory immediately."
Show Update
April 2 at 12:12am
Well Folks Stymie here just wanted to explain the current abscence of the show, you see if you already dont know this week and next week is "Hell Week" i wont go into specifics but basically Tink and I are very busy and wont be able to sit down and write a show.
Well Folks Stymie here just wanted to explain the current abscence of the show, you see if you already dont know this week and next week is "Hell Week" i wont go into specifics but basically Tink and I are very busy and wont be able to sit down and write a show.
Poll
March 7 at 7:49pm
Okay ladies and gentlemen we here at the northglenn morning show need your help we have come to the decision that we need a set of theme songs why you ask? i dont know but we just do, so anyway heres what we need.
Opening theme:
Stymies Theme:
Tinkerbells Theme:
Gavins Theme:
Ending Theme :
Okay ladies and gentlemen we here at the northglenn morning show need your help we have come to the decision that we need a set of theme songs why you ask? i dont know but we just do, so anyway heres what we need.
Opening theme:
Stymies Theme:
Tinkerbells Theme:
Gavins Theme:
Ending Theme :
Show Update
March 7 at 7:29pm
CSAP tomorrow Northglenn!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe your favorite text talk show can make it better 6th,7th, maybe even 8th hour tomorrow. Do terrible so MJ flips a bitch!!! lol ;)
CSAP tomorrow Northglenn!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe your favorite text talk show can make it better 6th,7th, maybe even 8th hour tomorrow. Do terrible so MJ flips a bitch!!! lol ;)
- Patrick Tackwell P.S. Cross dressing tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!March 7 at 7:30pm ·
- Patrick Tackwell As in Patrick is coming to school in a skirt hehe yes!!!!!!! Join us we have like hardly anyone outside of freshmen doing it hahaMarch 7 at 7:33pm ·
- Patrick Tackwell Pancakes gallor!!!!!!!! Oh and its also one of your favorite hosts birthday!!!!!!March 7 at 7:34pm ·
- Austin Ketchel Zant:Oh god i forgot crap, how does one forget to get ones self a gift? oh great Gannondorf (lord of pancakes) what shall i do? Gannondorf:two things one Chill the heck out and Two leave me the hell alone!March 7 at 7:39pm ·
- Austin Ketchel Austin:weve discussed this there is no way in hell that im cross dressing on my birthday!March 7 at 7:41pm ·
- Patrick Tackwell but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but :(March 7 at 7:42pm ·
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